1 Comment February 25th, 2010 by Ginger 任
收到了老板群发的邮件，内容如下：
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant...
This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories
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February 24th, 2010 by Ginger 任
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3 Comments February 22nd, 2010 by Ginger 任
那天老板对我说，没关系，halliburton做这个都30多年了，再说了，他们的active concentration几乎是我们的1.5-2倍。要超过他们，谈何容易。。。
当时我只是走到窗边，拨开窗帘，对着已经开始消融的雪中出现的一星绿色淡淡地说了一句：草。
两周后的今天，当我的formulation的ES的指针冲破500大关的时候，我笑了。看着halliburton的ES静静地停留在了320，我再次走到窗边，拨开窗帘，仰望天空，淡淡地说了一句：日，真彼母之不容易。
2010。2。22
特此纪念
5 Comments January 20th, 2010 by Ginger 任
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